Paradox. Am I?

Om: Am I?
Ohm: Are you?
Om: Yes I am!
Ohm: That's a paradox!
Om: Hmm, so I felt...
Ohm: If 'I am' is the answer to the 'Am I?' question, then the premise of doubt on which your question was based, is violated and the question is rendered invalid. The answer that you are (when you say 'I am') - which again was the assumed, though unstated reason that made you pass your 'am I?' doubt for a valid question to seek for an answer for yourself - results in a paradox.
Om: Oh, I am not, then?
Ohm: Paradox, again, if only you'd think through it a little more.