a weird crane

Nobody thought he actually could do that
It sounded unbelievable when he told them so
They all said it must be another one of his fantasies
of self glory
They never believed him, as usual
But when he did that, when he, when he
But when he did that, he did that -
When he stood single legged, one toe to the ground
They stood, eyes open wide, jaws dropped
His other toe touching the tip of his nose
Resembling a weird crane, he -
He laughed as he did that
And then let the tip of his tongue
Touch the tip of his nose
A weird crane indeed, a weird crane
The news papers had news the next day!