I, Duck, Hahaha

Scene I
Who: Y and Y'
Where: In the garden
When: Early evening


Y: I am the best!
Y': Oh, so I'm told...
Y: Do I smell sarcasm there, buddy?
Y': None whatsoever, sir!
Y: Let me prove it... Hmm... I am better than a duck!
Y': Erm... Would you be kind enough to explain?
Y: I can duck. But a duck can't I!
Y': Wow!
Y: Hahaha!
(Audience applaud. Curtain, End of scene I)

Scene II
Who: Y and Duck
Where: In the garden
When: Early evening

Y: Hi Duck!
Duck: Hi Y!
Y: Why? Hmm... Hi, just like that...
Duck: No no, I meant Hi Y... Y as in U, Y...
Y: Aaaw, now I get it. Hi Duck!
Duck: Hi Y!
Y: I am better than you. Hope they told you that.
Duck: And how is that?
Y: I can duck, but you can't I! Hahaha...
Duck: Well, I can I a pie...
Y: That way?
Duck: Yeah, that sure well, that way! Hahaha...
Y: Huh! But you cannot I in the sky way! Hahahaha...
Duck: Huh! But you cannot Duck in the sky way, too! Hahahaha...
Y: Hahaha... Think.
Duck: No you can't! Hahaha!
Y: Yeah, I can't.
Duck & Y: Hahaha!
(Audience applaud. Curtain, End of scene II)