Tring!

Mr. Me: Hello Mr. Telephone!

Mr. Telephone: Sorry wrong number!

Mr. Me: Ah! I don’t see why you are still so cross with me, Mr. T! That was a mistake! People are made for making mistakes. I don’t know if they’d admit it or not, what are we meant for, if not for making mistakes? Don’t be cross, please…

Mr. Telephone: I am not cross at all! Huh!

Mr. New Voice: Hello!

Mr. Me: Who is that now?

Mr. New Voice: Hello! Hello!

Mr. Me: Some cross-talk that!

Mr. Telephone: I told you I am not cross at all – and I do not talk when I am cross!

Mr. New Voice: Hello! Hello!

Mr. Me: Shut up, Mr. New Voice, will you?

Mr. Telephone: I told you I am not cross at all!

Mr. New Voice: It gets very complicated when you are a part of a cross talk – that too when the conversation is between someone and the telephone itself!

Mr. Telephone: I am not cross at all! Huh!

Mr. Me: Shut up, Mr. New Voice, will you?

Mr. New Voice: Duh! Bang, bang! Blip! Click! Beep, beep, beep…

Mr. Me: Are you there Mr. Telephone?

Mr. Telephone: What do you think I am – stupid or something? Of course I am not here!

Mr. Me: You phony little fellow! Be gone now!

Mr. Telephone: Duh! Bang, bang! Blip! Click! Beep, beep, beep…

Mr. Me: Duh! Bang, bang! Blip! Click! Beep, beep, beep…