A day in the life (of a tea pot)

Scene I
Ink Blot: Bzzzzzz
Me: Ah! What nonsense?
Feather: He always does that!
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Scene II
Ink Blot: Dzzzzzz
Me: Oh, that way!
Feather: He always does that!
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Scene III
Feather: Hee hee
Me: Hee hee
Ink Blot: Fzzzzzz
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Scene IV
Ink Blot: Hee hee
Me: Rzzzzzzz - How is that?
Feather: Szzzzzz - Mine is better, and more difficult!
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Scene V
Me: Curtains
Feather: Szzzzzz - Mine is better, and more difficult!
Ink Blot: What nonsense?
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