An IM chat snippet

Person A: Hey! How would you spell 'tommorrow'?
Person B: t-o-m-m-o-r-r-o-w
Person A: Oh great. Thanks.

(within a second)

Person A: Ah, Wait! I know you! How would you spell the word for the day that comes after today?
Person B: Oh that is t-o-m-o-r-r-o-w...
Person A: ***hole!
Person B: Hee hee hee! I love loopholes! (smileys)

(Person A goes offline)